beermat notes

Tuesday offer: Ben Sherman men's shirt (new), a fiver, a can of Chili sin carne, a bottle of red wine, a love letter

beermat notes: I'm here for you. Let me know if i can help with anything. This phase too shall pass. Remember how you make me smile?

Of course i'll hold your hand!

by Krkič June 15, 2020

Internal Notes

stupid shit your company makes you type because they are ass hats

Boss: Did you also enter internal notes?

Low-Level Grunt: No, I did not enter internal notes. My normal notes are super clear and easy to be understood by even the most obtuse managers.

Boss: Enter internal notes or you will fail your evaluation.

by super_thinker January 11, 2022

the notes in between

something that fucks with Kirk Hammett

the lead guitarist of the best selling metal act in the world, his only weakness lies within the notes in between

by love_talkin February 28, 2022

fluffing notes

Fluffing notes defined as scrunching you cash across the bar to attract a unsuspecting truck driver

He was Fluffing notes at the truckie In the pub moments before the fight broke out

by Douglas's whitehouse May 11, 2022

Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

Lotus Notes saves floor spills in the toad funeral home/

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022

sims 3 patch notes

An experience you have to read to understand

"yo, u seen the sims 3 patch notes?"
"yetis, its pretty gay"

by B I G W I B B A October 7, 2018

beer mat notes

notes from around the world

beer mat notes (this one was found in a pub in santa ana): "i love you. you are great. you can do anything. you make me happy. thats why i want to make you happy, too."

by Krkič May 18, 2020