Straight Notified

Tied with Straight Liking, when you get notified from someone straight liking someone's wall and you have commented on most of their statuses and that causes you to get the notifications for the likes.

Lola: I'm going to straight like her page.

*Lola does so*

Sheeba: I'm getting straight notified about this.

by JackGio January 24, 2011

Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.

"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.

by iNT2 April 11, 2011

intoxication notification

an unnecessary statement of one’s drunkenness when one is obviously not drunk

(Friend A enters room, yelling, 5 minutes after beer has arrived) Friend A: Holy shit guys, I am so wasted! (Friend immediately tries to justify drunkenness by falling over a chair)
Friend B: Thanks for the intoxication notification, jackass!

by Mike Midgley July 19, 2006

Notificate

To cause someone to receive a notification on Facebook.

Man, this dweeb notificates me about the stupidest things!

by MasterODisaster May 25, 2009

notifuckation

The annoying nag boxes displayed in the lower right-hand corner of your screen by an instant messaging program every time a completely insignificant event happens.

Trillian just popped up a notifuckation about the latest version of some bullshit plugin I didn't know I even had and don't give a rat's ass about.

by ed1257 October 7, 2009

Notification Ramifications

When you've gone on a facebook spree and now get 50 thousand notifications. Usually you've commented on something obscure and the ensuing comments spiral into a whirlwind comment-fest that you wish you'd never begun.

Man, I wish I hadn't gone on that facebook spree! Now I can't log in to facebook without having 50 thousand notifications, all from commenting on Scott's status! The notification ramifications from that comment are insane!

by Bears n Basketball January 23, 2011

notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

by boyboyboyboyboy December 28, 2011