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You are my best notification

It means when you talk to me Facebook, Twitter or Was-sup my heart would reply and I hardly reply!
by TheBlueLeo April 20, 2019
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Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended, in memory of the Fifth Commandment (the one about mum and dad).
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
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notification inebriation

The state of excitement and inflation of a sense of self when one gets many positive notifications through social media.
Thomas was completely in a state of notification inebriation from a series of stories and selfies so much that he began to tell strangers that he was the next Jesus or Kanye
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough
by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021
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