Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual eviction notice
by Unclenono October 10, 2021
1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
Some Notice are fakes or unauthorized replicas of the real product ( search Star Trak by Pharrell then go to youtube and subcribe bEnJaMiN tRaN)
by dlwlrmafanboiz July 27, 2018
To give your friends and family plenty of notice prior to your arrival or a time your due to meet them
Chap1: Alright mate, can you give me a rough PTA your arriving in town?
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?
Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder
*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes
Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice
Chap 2: Parent Teacher Association?
Chap1: No you CLOWN!!! What time are you getting to town?
Chap2: Non responder
*few hours later, chap1 is in the shower*
Chap2: Just on the train now, I will be in town in around 45 minutes
Chap1: FFS chap I’ve just got out the shower you Clown. Thanks for giving plenty of notice
by Chap87 December 14, 2019
by Celtic forever January 24, 2024
Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 18, 2020
A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
by Snowky96 January 11, 2023