Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler

Noun.

The cooperative act whereby an individual burps and whilst the air is contained in their mouth, they immediately place their lips around someone's asshole and proceed to forcefully blow the air into that person's rectum. At the good judgment of the receiver, that person may release the air as a fart when the time is right. Due to the humid nature of the initial burp and the friction caused during its release along the asshole, the fart tends to be exceptionally loud and attention-grabbing.

Traditionally used in northern Europe to frighten grazing sheep into moving along.

"My, Tippleton, I must say that Norwegian Bootyhole Fieldholler certainly got the wife's attention!"

by Blake Mitchell December 9, 2008

Norwegian sandwich

When you stick a food in a girls vagina, then you penetrate her until the food is gone then with the residue on the penis you make the girl lick the food off of the penis. Then you ejaculate until seme comes out and let her swallow the semen.

Guy #1: Bruh me and my girl was getting freaky last night, we did a Norwegian Sandwich.
Guy #2: Aye, did y'all really do a Norwegian sandwich?

by El Hacedor De Lluvia April 1, 2016

Norwegian Signal Fire

When one takes a big knob of weed, wraps it in a condom and places it in one of another's orifices, halfway, and while it's in there, stick the other half of weed in a bowl and smoke it.

John: "Fuck, Rick, ya look like shit ... literally. (Points) You've even got some on yer stache."

Rick: "Fuck. Still? I've been trying to get it out all morning. That damned German barista ... she made me light her a Norwegian Signal Fire. I told her she wasn't Nordic; but, she just laughed at me."

John: "That's funny about the Nords and not, but, what's a Norwegian Signal Fire?"

Rick: "For us, it's half a bud in the bum, and the other half in the bowl. Water on one side, fire the other."

by ItIsOnlyDocMcStuffins June 20, 2016

Norwegian Mud Bath

A sexual act comprised of only blonde haired, blue eyed female participants and black as coal male participants. During the act, the females array their naked bodies in a rectangular shape while the men defecate upon them continuously until the blonde hairs upon the females' heads turn entirely brown. The men and women then proceed to fornicate in their own filth.

Black man 1: Hey are you ready for the Norwegian mud bath tonight?
Black man 2: Fuck yes! Time to turn some blondes into brunettes!

by King Sundaro1 December 2, 2016

norwegian shish kebab

A position made famous by the great Leif Erickson in the early days of the voyages of the norseman. When the male impales up to 3-18 ladies with his gigantic cock creating a hoe shish kebab. Only the greatest of dongs make this action possible, neither the timid nor the weak shall carry the norse tradition.

Hey man what happened at Tori’s party last night i heard there was a huge massacre and 15 females were pronounced dead at the scene.

Yea Daniel showed up unexpectedly, he did the norwegian shish kebab again.

Dammit thats the 8th time this month, curse that long dong bastard

by ElongD69 January 25, 2018

norwegian screwdriver

When a man jumps from the top of a bunk bed and breaks it to get to the woman on the bottom part.

Jim did the Norwegian screwdriver last night on Sheryl. She’s still in the hospital.

by RussianHummus December 17, 2019

Norwegian Snowplough

Sex position where the you measure out a line of cocaine, then put the female in the wheelbarrow position and you blow her back out while she hoovers up the gear.

Just picked up a couple of bags, the missus is getting the Norwegian Snowplough later.

by Hellohew August 17, 2021