nonperzon

someone who thinks Hawaii isn't a part of the United States.

Did you know that cowboys were living and working in Hawai‘i before there were cowboys in the U.S.? Did you know that Hawai`i had high speed internet before any of the states did? Did you know Hawai`ians were living in modern cities while some Americans were still living in grass shacks?

by binkbink February 10, 2004

nopeful

An attitude of impending doom.
Opposite of hopeful.

"I just know John isn't going to like me when we finally meet!" "Don't be so nopeful!"

by grafyter November 19, 2013

NOPE WHORE

NOPE WHORE: A girl or guy that sells their body to the dope man for a bag of nope. An individual that goes through the same motions of a dope whore but gets paid with a bag of nope instead of dope

Those needle junkie nope whores just get in my way when I'm trying to buy a bag of dope.

by NOPE WHORE March 8, 2019

nordenberg

A fat piece of shit who works at EB-Games. Usually seen with his hot friends while treating his girl like shit. Doesn’t like black people and uses racist slurs too much. Usually uncircumcised with a tiny dick. Also had baby teeth and a patchy beard. Extremely loud and plays video games while eating over the mike obnoxiously loud. Pretty much Batman if Batman was instead a piece of shit who’s only redeemable quality was the sympathy given for having no parents.

Nordenberg is a piece of shit.

by Nolan Fucking Ryan August 12, 2021

nope cloud

A single, suspicious looking cloud in the sky. The term comes from the movie “Nope”, where in the movie a ufo hides in said cloud.

Guy 1: yo dude look its a nope cloud

Guy 2: oh shitttt

by Nopecloud🛸 December 7, 2022

Gummy Norbert

When a woman of the older variety removes her false teeth and performs 10 - 15 minutes of oral sex on a man.

Seriously? You got noshed off by an old woman?" "Yeah man, I love Gummy Norberts"

by Professor Lazerus August 9, 2010

Yep Nope

When you think it's safe to fart (YEP) but upon initiating the release (NOPE), you must quickly constrict the sphincter to prevent the flow of shittle from escaping the inter-gluteal cleft and ruining yet another pair of fancy pants.

Dean: Dude, why are you walking like a Penguin?
Jon: I just did a Yep Nope but not sure if I caught it in time...walk close behind me to the nearest bathroom!
Dean: You probably shouldn't have worn those baby blue yoga pants...just sayin'

by Dr. Fancy Pants January 17, 2018