nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.
by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006
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hillbilly 1: well John Edwards, i reckon you really got caught with your hand in the nookie jar.
John Edwards: i reckon.
John Edwards: i reckon.
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1. The improper pronunciation of the word "nuclear" as used by President George W. Bush when describing weapons of mass destruction.
"We must have a regime change in Iraq, before Saddam Hussein can develop nookyooler weapons."
"North Korea has admitted to having a secret nookyooler weapons program."
"North Korea has admitted to having a secret nookyooler weapons program."
by John Cocktoastin January 27, 2003
Get the nookyooler mug.When you are fortunate enough to have that slant eye verticle slit sitting on your face or really fortunate when you are sticking it to the slant eye slit.
Last night I took out this hot chink chick for dinner and afterwards she brought me back to her place and gave me her fortune nookie for desert :)
by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010
Get the fortune nookie mug.My children were always book worms until they received the Nook. Now they are Nookworms - they always have their noses glued to the Nook.
by SlySpyJames December 28, 2011
Get the Nookworm mug.When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
by WiddleDik February 25, 2020
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by anon01992065278 May 6, 2020
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