Tom nook

A secret Arabian spy used to figure out the American capitalist system to exploit the stock market. Also extremely skilled at being a stupid fucking bitch that will scam all your fucking bells.
Damn that fucking bitch Tom nook stole all of my FUCKING bells again! AHHHHHHHHH
by anon01992065278 May 06, 2020
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