Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

A slang word for pedophile eg Cha she

Cha she is a nonce for asking 12 year olds for nudes bro it's crazy

by Hi cuz January 7, 2020

nonce

a british slang word used for a pedophile

ur a nonce bruv

by urmumgay24791 May 12, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is Tannaz.

Tannaz is a big fuckin stroky nonce

by Tannaz is a nonce January 2, 2019

Nonce

Your local geezer having a pint watching the kids play at the park having a wank

Oi you see Harry he’s a proper nonce playing with them kids

by Pussy muncher 18 September 22, 2020

Nonce

Two types:
LAWFUL NONCE: slang A relationship that is classed as paedophilia in the eyes of the law in the eyes of the law

SOCIETAL NONCE: slangmore commonly used when a relationship has an absurd age gap

shut up you nonce!
Did you just say age is just a number? What a nonce!

by Allsaints221 February 16, 2020

Nonce

A pedophile

Sam “Some man touched my leg” joe well he’s a right nonce

by Mr pointy tits March 13, 2019