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The Nobody

A Memetic SCP Agent an ex-government, schizophrenic, NEET, with a large pepe the frog face tattoo who has been chosen to fight our cabal elite whilst ushering in a new era of prosperity spiritually and economically, through the use of /biz/ and /x/, follow keks chosen path as delivered by the ayys
The Nobody is ultra woke, this guy takes pills for breakfast and takes brocolli for brunch
by Alien0 October 11, 2019
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Nobonusitis

A reason for calling in sick, due to not receiving your bonus.

It's a feeling of nausea stemming from being pissed off due to not getting a well deserved bonus because your boss can afford to keep non-productive, financially draining employees (who facebook stalk and pinterest all day) on the payroll, but "due to commission cuts", can't seem to reward the ones who actually look after the business and do the damn work.
"I won't be coming in today. I have nobonusitis."
by nolongeraboveandbeyond October 20, 2012
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Nobody's Property

(1) The title of a song from a 1978 Lassie movie that bombed in the box office
(2) A 2016 novel about a singer who uses medical marijuana for her PTSD that is, I shit you not, 420 pages.
Girl 1: I love the '70s so much I'm listening to Nobody's Property!
Girl 2: The fictional band from the book?
Girl 1: No, a song from the soundtrack of The Magic of Lassie
Girl 2: Didn't that bomb in the box office?
Girl 1: How would I know? I wasn't born until 1995.
Girl 2: I just finished reading the book. It's about some singer with PTSD who vapes pot, and no shit, it's 420 pages. The guy who wrote it claims that wasn't intentional...
Girl 1: He sounds like he's full of shit.
by DaisukeDoki October 14, 2017
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a little party never killed nobody

a banging choon with a great message!!! 10/10 would recommend
random lady: help! how do i turn off a little party never killed nobody? ahh!!

you: you can’t :)
you: *dances*
everyone: *dances*
by peepeepoopoohahahehe December 27, 2020
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Nobody asked

A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass
Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked

Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy
by Charlie Houle March 30, 2022
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right don't wrong nobody

right don't wrong nobody...meaning if you do the right thing no matter how bad things go right will always overcome wrong.
Me: The cops arrested uncle june momma for nothing and they didn't even want to listen to his excuse.
Mom: Don't worry baby be patient because right don't wrong nobody. Your uncle did not do nothing wrong.
by Alonzo J Jordan February 27, 2011
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tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.
G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!
by Max August 7, 2003
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