poof-hitter

An upstanding citizen who simply has no tolerance for homosexuals. This intolerance manifests itself on a Saturday night by going out, swinging a baseball bat hoping to connect with a gay or lesbian.

A group of poof-hitters can be found marching with bats in Sydney's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras. The poof-hitters in this case are typically at the end of the parade, making the rest of the parade move along just that little bit faster.

Jeff: This year's Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras was over before it really even started!

Derek: It must be the preponderance of poof-hitters at the back of the parade.

by [e-mail] May 13, 2009

heavy hitter

somebody who plays baseball and hits the ball with a heavy hit

damn john you have a heavy hit, your a heavy hitter !

by jjtotterpots March 11, 2011

Filter Hitter

Poor person; Someone who is running out of cigarettes and smokes part of the filter; Someone who smokes the filter to get the extra nicotine

That poor bitch is a filter hitter, there's nothing left in that cigarette.

by LeviiLightning June 11, 2010

Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball

Guy1: i hit clapstain in the titty with a tennis ball
Guy2: did that hurrted her
Clapstain: that shit hurrted
Guy3: so your a titty hitter

by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020

Heavy hitter

A mod vape/pod designed for stronger hits than your average cart/pen.
May sometimes be used to refer to edibles that are designed to be absorbed quicker like syrup.

He's got a heavy hitter and I'd have one too if I wasn't damn broke

by dextromethorphan January 5, 2022

Light Hitter

Insignificant, Small , Meager OR A small child

I have a few Big Trees to remove in the Back Yard, but

there's only light hitters to remove in the front.

Im not worried about that dude, he's justa light hitter.

Are you going to bring the light hitter to the game with you?

because my kids are coming.

by Treejerk August 11, 2010

beaver hitter

penis

Wanna see my beaver hitter?

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021