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Newfag

New•Fag
1.

•A term that originated on 4chan by the anons who referred to people coming from the site Newground.com
New - The first word of Newgrounds
Fag - A derogatory term used on gay people or in general term used on people who are acting stupid but want to use a more hateful slang term.

2.
•Newfag also refers to people who are new to anything, primarily 4chan or an imageboard. Not knowing the ways of how the site is ran and associated with. The term is commonly used for those acting out as a special snowflake.

3.
Newfag - a general internet slang term for new people to something in general.

Other words associated with Newfag are:

Newfaggot
Newfaggotry
Newfagglord
"Oh god, we have a newfag here with us on /b/ again. Go back to tumblr you special Snowflake"
"Jimmy is a fucking newfag from hell. He goes to Newgrounds all the time"
"What's with all he newfags on tumblr? Is it really that bad?"
"God damn, you can't play Splatoon for shit; What a newfag!"
"Are you a newfag? You should know how Apple only wants to take your money. Like they care about you as a person!"
by Tarrabyte July 31, 2016
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Newfag

Pop culture's side-bitch. Newfags have no genuine taste of their own, therefore lacking an artistic perspective on ingenuity. As a result, newfags put their efforts into appeasing to one (or more) of the mainstream trends; which just fit the mold of the status quo at present time.

Being a newfag in literal context means to exclusively like what ever is current, and popular, (regardless of what it is) while negating everything else. Newfags are constantly dialed-in to webpages like YouTube Trending, Google Trending, and apps like Instagram and Snapchat, in order to stay in the loop of being bound by society's grip; the mandatory custom of a newfag. Ignorance and bliss.
Guy 01 (newfag): "Hey! Is that metal? What are you listening to?"
Guy 02 (normal): "I'm just listening to some old school Sepultura, man."
Guy 01 (newfag): *Hears word "old" in sentence* "Ew, fuck that old haggard shit. If you're gonna listen to metal; you HAVE to listen to something NEW!" *Mindlessly checks YouTube Trending Page...* "Like this! It's called... Slipknot - All Out Life"
Guy 02 punches Guy 01 deadass in the face, proceeding to move on with his life, while Guy 01's own music selection is blurting out lyrics like:
"Old DOES NOT mean Dead!
New DOES NOT mean Best!
No hard feelings, I'm tired of being right about everything I've said..."
by No Carnival No Games November 3, 2018
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Related Words
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newfag

A word used by no-life internet nerd elitists to describe somebody that has not gone into a subject as deeply as the internet nerd did (mostly because the normal person has a life), and the internet nerd acts like a jerk towards the normal person because the normal person (what the nerd calls a "newfag") got a single small detail about a subject wrong.
Between newfags and internet elitists, newfags are the lesser of the two shits because they don't revolve their lives around whats on the internet.
by Loyt October 21, 2011
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Nomfapping

The process of eating and masturbating at the same time. Mainly american.
"Sup bill"
"Nm"
"Wheres jimmy"
"Oh he's nomfapping again"
"That bastard!"
by Adamskyy October 11, 2008
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newfangelry

n. Things that are newfangled.
First it's email, then its instant messaging, now its chatroulette - I can't keep up with all this goddamn newfangelry!
by Crandel Sandle August 16, 2010
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nemari

The perfect friend,always there when you need him. Also veryyyyy cocky and looks nice with any hairstyle. He hates house party but loves face time. He is the hottest friend you will ever have and he has a fire jawline.
Friend1:hey how was ur day
Friend2: it was awesome because I spent it with Nemari
by Mmmm cause I know u love me March 31, 2017
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Nematode

A person who fucks his/her uncle on the regular.
Look at ole Jimmy and his Uncle Johnson over there. Everyone knows Jimmy is a total nematode.
by DadNumberNine December 13, 2018
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