Captain Neil'ing

The art of banging your friend's wife without him knowing. This is usually done in his bed, and it's common to wipe your cock off on the curtains when you're done.

I've been Captain Neil'ing my best friends wife, he hasn't noticed the creamy stripes on his curtains yet... WINNING!!

by LiQuiD_E July 5, 2017

five keeps the neighborhood alive

A phrase which reminds people that a feeling of encouragement (in this case, a high five) is what holds a community (neighborhood) together. Can be said right before giving a high five as an introduction.

Jesus: And remember - five keeps the neighborhood alive!
(high-fives Santos)

by Uncle Everybodydies February 17, 2010

Vince Neil

Vince Neil is the lead vocalist for Mötley Crüe, a heavy/glam metal band emerging in thr 1980's in L.A's 'Sunset Strip.' Increased in popularity in 1989 with the album and song, 'Dr. Feelgood.' Gets the ladies and gigs by the ton, still going hard. Salute to Vince! Living, breathing, singing legend, along with his three other bandmates, Nikki Sixx (bass), Mick Mars (guitar) and Tommy Lee (drums).

"Vince Neil went hard at that last gig!"
"He's the one to call Dr. Feelgood!"

by Paul David Ramone July 17, 2006

Neither here nor there

An expression that means "not important or relevant." In most common speech, this expression usually follows a random side note that the speaker thinks is interesting but is not related to the subject at hand.

I met this random chick at the club and she wants to get together. Man she's gorgeous! Her parents are from Panama which by the way, has 13 of the 15 tallest buildings in Latin America. But that's neither here nor there...

by morpheus30 January 16, 2018

neil peart

Drummer from the band Rush. Known for his innovative use of unusual time signatures, steely countenance, extremely intelligent lyrics, and overall awesomeness. He is the greatest living drummer.

Neil Peart freakin rocks, I'm glad that first drummer left Rush so that, along with Mr. Peart, they could become one of the greatest bands that ever existed.

by Andy May 5, 2004

Neissa

Neissa is a hot and loving person except when you cross her. She's always there for you when you need her to be. She's funny and smart. And she's a little comic book nerd.

I never want to lose Neissa in my life

by Madison Del3 May 29, 2017

Neila

Neila is the name of svelte, leggy brunettes who are incredibly intelligent. They are nurturing and loving and have a sharp sense of humor. They are very healthy and care about being well-kempt. Neila's love dogs and reading books. Neila's like nice things and collect things like plates and spend free time with family. Neila's take their nervous energy and use that to knit or to talk to you about something or nothing at all. Mostly Neila will charm you with her brown eyes and her laugh and her ability to liven up any room. She's got a keen eye for fashion and knows how to dress. Neila's sometimes have a temper but you 'd never know it because she's incredibly well-tempered on the outside. She's knowledgeable about a wide variety of topics. Neila's hate golf and only like 5 star hotels. Neila's often doubt their own amazing abilities and become anxious but don't worry, that's only every once in awhile. Neila's are very fair and honest and don't like conflict. Neila might put you ahead of her own needs but that's just because she cares. Neila's always like adventure. if you know a Neila, you know a one of the best people to grace the earth.

You worked that outfit! You're such a Neila!

by ararjoeyjoe July 5, 2011