negligible

not of consequence, incredibly small

The actual amount of useful information on this site is negligible

by me... or is it you July 21, 2003

negligent discharge

1.) The accidental firing of a weapon. It usually occurs when firearms are given to idiots, small children, the mentally retarded, or Marines. Can result in bleeding wounds, severe maiming, and death.

2.) See "premature ejaculation". (Also prevalent in the Marine Corps)

When the DI handed Private Jimmy his M16, Jimmy dropped it and it went off. Jimmy just had a negligent discharge.

After Jimmy negligently discharged into his DI's asshole, he was discharged from the Corps.

by Vasily Andropov December 12, 2013

Negeib

A funny boy. Usually dark skinned, with glasses. He has a great sense of humor and likes to talk. Negeib is sweet and caring and very outgoing. He will be rich in his future so I suggest you marry a Negeib, if you can find one. He is sexy and beautiful and such a cougar, meow. He struts his stuff down every street and is very very popular. He has too many girlfriends and they can't keep calm when they're around him. A hot, smokin' Negeib only comes once in a lifetime. If you have one, don't let him go because he is one of the best people you'll ever meet.

Person1: Look, its Negeib!
Person2: Dayum, look at him strut.
Person1: I wish i was a rich as him!
Person2: And don't forget, sexy.
Negeib: Hi!
Person1&2: *dies*

by Anonyumoussexyperson December 8, 2012

Homo-Neglectus

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.

"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"

by Brett March 26, 2004

neglectful MMORPGer

A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.

Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."

by westfalia December 18, 2009

negligee

sexy underwear/lingerie

That gurl's wearing that hot negiligee

by Chels July 16, 2003

Negify

The equivalent of 'negate', invented in a moment of genius by the Bossman.

1. To make ineffective or invalid; nullify.
2. To rule out; deny. See Synonyms at deny.
3. (Computer Science). To perform the machine logic operation NOT gate

Both his unquestionable professionalism and fear or discovery and therefore eventual termination negified Mark's desire to seduce and eventually fuck the female customers to whose houses he was despatched in order to service their boilers.

by Gavin Anderson June 8, 2004