Napoleon Dynamite merchandise

A way to keep Napoleon Dynamite alive and get the last bits of money they can after the movie.

Look at all of that Napoleon Dynamite merchandise!They have Vote For Pedro shirts, poster books, folders...

by BarbaraFay August 15, 2006

Napoleon Dynamite

The worlds best movie ever!
Do the Chickens have large talons?
So Napoleon what are you gonna do today? What I ever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!
I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Your mom goes to college.
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
Etc.
GO SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE MOST Tizoe MOVIE EVER!!!!!

Would You be interested in some hand woven handi crafts? Here we have some boondogle key chains a must have for this seasons fashion.
Make yourself a dang quesidilla!

by Bluestorm100 December 29, 2004

napoleon dynamite

it really was a hilarious movie (a movie about virtually nothing that actually holds your attention? wow!) until all the preps started misquoting it.

when ND first came out:

booboo: have you seen ND?

me: yea it was actually funny

when the dvd came out and was being advertised all over the *friggin* tv:

prep: omg! jessica! did you see ND

prep 2: omg yes! that was the best movie ever! come get your food, you fat tub of lard tina! (which is not the actual line)

prep 3: GOSH! ha ha ha i saw it too!

prep: omg did you really ashley!

prep 3: yea and that cheerleader was hilary duffs sister! omg shes a cheerleader just like us! (these blondes are so smart, they instantly pick up on the stereotype of cheerleading in the movie) cough cough*

by pedro4prez!!! May 13, 2005

Napoleon dynamite

The best movie in the world. If you haven't seen it you are a fat lard, just like tina the llama. It is about a nerdy kid living in Idaho who is just trying to get a little respect from the ladies and improve his ninja skills. I love him, because he is a sexy beast, and so will you.

Watching this movie makes you prone to using ND slang such as "Flipp'in", "Sweet", "GOSH", "IDIOT!" and "Liger". Bow before him, for he is a god.

by Quetzalli August 23, 2004

napoleon dynamite

A geat movie that,when it first came out everyone said it sucked. Now that it's "cool" everyone has decided that they love it all of a sudden,even the people that before said it was gay. I wanted the people who made the movie to get some money for their trouble,but this is too much.

If I hear one more person qoute the movie I will cut open their throat and hang them with their vocal cords.

by fan turned annoyed protestor January 25, 2005

napoleon dynamite

Pretty much the best film ever made.

Piggy 1: GOSH! I love Napoleon Dynamite.
Piggy 2: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

by El and Lou September 3, 2005

napoleon dynamite

It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007