naked dress

A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.

Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!

Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!

by inooks.asil December 9, 2010

Naked Time

The time when you gotta shower after practice but you have a great time.

Derek: Hey Henry you know what a short practice means?
Henry: What?
Derek: EXTRA LONG NAKED TIME

by yahboyisnice October 4, 2015

naked boys in the bathroom

When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.

person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom

by KartNarks69 December 24, 2019

Nakakaballs

word of choice in distressing situations

Person 1: I have deducted your social credits
Person 2: wth man nakakaballs

by W. H. S. PP November 15, 2021

stark bollock naked

To be one hundred percent completely naked.

Gordon Ramsay: If that is homemade, I'll fucking dance in this restaurant tonight stark bollock naked.

by XxTwistedFalconXx December 22, 2018

Amus Nake

(A-Mus-Nake). The name given to a human person who wishes to be a slithery little snakey snake. Originates from Matt Keck's 'I'm a snake' youtube hit.

At a costume party;

'What are you supposed to be?'

'Amus Nake'

by Big Boy Snake December 17, 2011

Naked Dan

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.

I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.

by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011