n00b112: omg ure a fucktard: Chimpanzee: Geez, maybe they didn't evolve from us after all, going by youtube comments
by CatsnCheese February 26, 2009
Get the youtube commentsmug. by Private_obvious November 13, 2017
Get the comment awardsmug. The comments that are found at the bottom of every article written by Yahoo Staff. In this section, you would expect to see feedback RELEVANT to the article that was intelligent and constructive. But like any comments section on any website these days, it is polluted by the usual suspects:
1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.
2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea
3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).
4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.
5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
1. The Critic: The person who instead of critiquing the article, attacks the writer and their abilities. Comments like these are generally common towards Yahoo writer Chris Chase.
2. The Political Nut Job: These ones I hate the most. It is the guy/girl who turns an article that is completely unrelated to politics, and works up some conspiracy involving the article subject and one or more of the following: 9/11, George W. Bush, Obama, Republicans, Democrats, Tea Party, The Economy, Health care reform, Tax-Cuts,etc,etc...you get the idea
3. The Racist: Usually tries to associate the subject matter into some form of racism (Usually involving Obama too).
4. Spam: Close to 25% of Yahoo's comments anymore. Usually deal with date sites, crappy porno sites, etc.
5. The Illegible Writer: This one is just annoying as fuck. Someone who writes a comment which could have potential, but is marred by the god-awful grammar. And I'm not just talking about things like using "u" instead of you.
Some typical examples of Yahoo Comments:
1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.
2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.
3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.
4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!
5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
1. The only thing worse than this economy is Yahoo's writers.
2. Well its very touching that the soldier was re-united with his wife, but it would've have happened if George Bush didn't send us to Iraq. He's the true criminal in all this! He staged 9/11 and planned for our economy to fail.
3. Yo man that's straight up racist man! Just another example of the white man keeping us down.
4. OMG I'm like 26 years old and hot, sexy, and single. I just met this guy through www.datenow.com VERY EASY to use and you will meet your soulmate within a click of your mouse!
5. liek i wuz ageein wit wut he sayd butt i beleeve that tacts cuts r gr8t 4 the economy
by WackyJack December 10, 2010
Get the Yahoo Commentsmug. Carl* makes funny meme
Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
Cowbelly* runs to Carl"s house and murders him he then proceeds back to his apartment in club penguin and posts it on his YouTube channel called Comment Awards
by LOLdoggamer April 4, 2018
Get the Comment Awardsmug. A person similar to a "gold digger", but instead of $$, they will dig for (facebook, instagram, every social media site) comments by posting pictures (status, etc) and illiciting comments from people by stating opposite of the obvious.
Summer: *Posts picture of herself if a bikini* I'm so fat. My brother called me fat. I'm fat.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.
Friend 1: no your not guuuuurl
Friend 2: you're so pretty
..........
Friend 15: Sweetie, being a comment digger isn't cute. If you really thought you were fat, that picture never would have gone up.
by Yvettechee July 23, 2012
Get the Comment Diggermug. Whenever someone comments something stupid on your potentially fantastic facebook status which prevents it from getting any likes whatsoever.
Me: I just figured out how to divide by zero, I've cured cancer, and I was able to FC Through the fire and flames on GH3 on expert mode!
Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?
Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...
Grandma: I love you, sweetie! How are things going in high school?
Me thinking to myself: ...Comment-bomb...
by Rodson69 September 25, 2012
Get the Comment-bombmug. by ticketmasterssidekick September 30, 2008
Get the Fair commentmug.