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Coitus Mysterioso

Charlie thinks he had sex with this girl a few weeks ago, and she was begging for it, but he's never had sex with her before, or after, so for now it's classified as a case of coitus mysterioso.
by rhythmshadow April 15, 2008
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mystery meat

meat that is not readily identifiable, especially as served
in a student dining hall, fraternity house, etc
I am not going to eat that mystery meat unless someone can tell me what it is.
by Light Joker September 5, 2005
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Mystery fold (Noun)

When a girl is so fat that you can’t tell the difference between her cunt (vagina) and all the other folds around it.
That DUFF had so many mystery folds that I thought I was having an orgy.
by Source: Shahin and Mahyar July 26, 2005
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myssa

Myssa is a confident and caring human, she always knows how others are feeling and can change a bad mood around instantly. She is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet in a lifetime, inside and out. She’s easy at hiding her feelings and often builds a wall so that others won’t see that side of her. Once she gains trust she will start to take down the wall brick by brick. Whatever you do, don’t lose her, she will be the girl you’ll marry someday and spend the rest of your life with. She is one of the most respectful people you will ever meet, return that.
Wow, is her name Myssa? ❤️💫
by srw2020 March 4, 2018
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Mystery dick

Someone that refuses to shower after sport or wears, underwear or shorts preventing teammates from seeing the dick.
See Tom after the game? He was a real mystery dick.
by Aussie big boy October 16, 2020
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chode myster

A chode myster usually has genetic traits of a angry bird as well as a humongous chode.... an example of a chode myster would be Burke Ryan
look over there, it’s a chode myster!
by fart697 March 14, 2019
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Dark Angels Misstress

The darkest, meanest, creepiest, most hateful man you could imagine.... find him, she is at his side.
"DarkAngelsMisstress is not online to cyber, stay away!!!"
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