harassing my cat

Another term for female masturbation

Im busy harassing my cat.

by kentuckygurl_09 October 3, 2016

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.

Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.

by NYPopcat June 17, 2022

my neighbor has cats

A phrase to use when somebody talking about something nobody cares about.

Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: My neighbor has cats.
Girl: Huh?
Guy: Oh damn, thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter.

by Kawasaki_7 June 11, 2024

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022

Walk my cat

An excuse used when you don’t want to tell someone something.

Person 1: stop stalling and tell me
Person 2: Oh um, I have to go walk my cat bye

by your roblox girlfriend January 26, 2019

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022