My booty cheeks

The most voluptuous, juiciest, chunkiest, most fruity cake in the lord's name.

John: my booty cheeks are getting slapped tonight
Marcus: What the fuck jhon

by GaySatan69 June 24, 2023

My boobs aren't Play-Doh!

That's right --- they're even BETTER to squeeze and knead than Play-Doh. :P

You don't hafta tell a soft-flesh-craving dude dat, "My boobs aren't Play-Doh!" --- he already is fully aware of dat, and it's precisely why he is always wanting to cup and squeeze THEM (and probably your butt-cheeks, also!) in his lustful thirsting hands, rather than boring ol' Play-Doh! He could just go buy a tub of it at do local toy store if he wanted to, but he knows a superior-feeling pliable when he finds it!!

by QuacksO July 10, 2023

sorting my bookshelf out

'Slowly touching myself, whilst covering myself in I can't believe it's not butter and watching the Notebook'

I can't believe I spent all Saturday night 'sorting my bookshelf out'. Best Saturday ever

by Ruttiger_Stone January 7, 2015

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019

Scooby my boobie

when one scoobies a boobie

"Bro did u just scooby my boobie?"
"yeh m8, it was gr8"

by Sheeyee September 30, 2019

Fuck my Boots!

A useful phrase for exhibiting surprise - typically disgust.

*Karan takes her mask off

You: Fuck my Boots!

by Help525600 November 6, 2020

Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021