Midori

Usually likes watching Pokemon while watering her pet lizards. Likes snacking on wood. Is usually nicknamed "the beaver" because of her eating habits. She is the leader of the Japanese mafia and will kick your ass if you don't watch out. Lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn't own a car. Likes good music, but owns no iPod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. Has a good friend named Katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I listen to your iPod?
Jim: No you cannot I'm sorry.
Joe: Why not?
Jim: A Midori stole it.

by ilovemidori July 6, 2010

American Midol

The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.

Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex

by Dylan684 August 11, 2010

mundock

The woman lays on her back with her legs up in the air touching her toes. Then a ruby is placed in her butthole and then the man slides his erect penis into her vagina. After that he spins in a tornado like fashion on top of her until ejaculation.Snuggling ensues then he slips out of the house before she wakes up in the morning.

Friend: Hey man I heard Jenna let you mundock her last night.
You: Yeah man, it felt amazing.
Friend: Bri won't even let me put the ruby in...lucky you.

by DerpyTacoTristin December 16, 2013

Midorima

best shooter in the team or aimbotter, streamlabs.com/aquadassa
and
twitch.tv/aquadassa

midorima...

nani!!!!!!!!

midorima

what how he make dat!!?!

by Little kitty straight cat December 2, 2019

Murdochracy

Countries which were once democracies that are now governed by politicians who are either puppets of Rupert Mordoch or enact policies that conform to his view of the world.

Australia, Britain and the U.S are each an example of being a Murdochracy.

by Dalmac December 20, 2019

MugDog

A brand of root beer that is better in any way shape and form superior to Barq's

MugDog root beer is the best root beer in existence

by mug maniac October 12, 2021

murdocisatwat

a really cool Gorillaz Tiktoker who posts content about Murdoc Niccals.
They are also a satanist

josh: have you heard of @murdocisatwat?
ben: yes they are so cool!

by charcoaIs May 18, 2022