Muffed

Verb "Muffed"

"Man, I face planted and ate carpet, I was so muffed."

by Mr.Fr33man September 5, 2017

ear muffing

the sexual act in which two females place there vulvas over your ears to create a ear muffing sensation

"jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

ear muffing "jenavieve and Denise were over at the crib last night, somehow i found myself tied up to a radiator with with one hand in a ash tray and one hand on last nights chili. both with their pussy lips strapped on my ears. like a pair of beats by dre"

by brian mayer July 14, 2015

Muf

The greatest guy you’ll ever meet , so kind and sweet and is always there for everyone. He’s really funny too and and everyone trusts him and loves him. Very attractive too.

“aw man I wish I was a muf like you!!”

by randomdude23942 April 23, 2018

Muffed

To push back in a joking manner

As soon as he came in, he muffed my head.
“I know he didn’t just freaking muff me!?”

by fetus 😽. April 11, 2019

muffed down

When a lesbian gets fucked hard by another lesbian

Ellen really got muffed down by Portia last night.

by El_phantasmo April 20, 2017

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

Muf

Muf beschreibt den Zustand einer Zusammengehörigkeit aufgrund einer Beziehung zwischen leiblicher Mutter und einem Partner.

Seine Mufs besuchen heute ein Museum.

by elena_51 June 4, 2020