muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

muffet

(pronounced "muff-AY") n. a copious amount of attractive women.

syn. "sausagefest"

The frat party is sure to be a muffet, but you'll have to put up with a bunch of frat dorks in between.

by Nite Owl December 28, 2005

Muffett

A man with a bald spot and a hudge forehead. It takes him 10-15 seconds come figure out a come-back. Instead of a comb back its a comb forward.

My muffett throws girl like fits all day.

by spread legs April 14, 2009

Muffer

A term used to describe an adrenaline fuelled explorer or adventurer. generally used for a person who explores dark wet holes ie caves, potholes or mines but can be used to describe anyone who likes to get of the beaten track and can also be said to have a below normal level of sanity.

Those guys have been exploring caves, what Muffers. Muffers Rule.

by MuffersRule September 24, 2011

Muffled

verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)

"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."

by Isaac Newton's Grundle April 6, 2009

muffe

Well kept and neatly groomed small patch of hair above a woman's vagina. Muffe is not a bush which it is commonly mistaken for. A bush is when a female lets her pubic hair grow out of control and untamed.

The hottest girls upkeep their muffe by shaving thier vagina daily.

by Muffe May 12, 2006

mouffed em

To get hit really hard or to shut someone up.

Jamal and Cherri were arguein and she cocked back and mouffed em.

or

-when u are observing an arguement and one of the two parties says a snappy or quitck witted comeback it is appropriate to yell "MOUFFED EM!"

by K-roc March 16, 2007