mompetitor

a mom who ascribes to be perfect and better in every way then the other mothers she encounters in her community- and who constantly preaches her parenting methodology to other moms to the extent that it is obvious their validation comes from convincing themselves they are doing a good job at childrearing

you are at the playground with your kids. a casual chat begins between you and another mom. she asks you if your two year old is potty trained- when you reply your child i still in diapers, the mompetitor in her becomes apparent when she tells you how she toilet trained her kid at six months and a seal just died because of how much space your kid's butt is taking up in landfills.

by jbestica December 15, 2012

mooket

An upwards trending or bullish market, regardless of the financial instrument. It can be forex, stocks, options, futures etc... The bull is the cow of the market so whenever the market is going bull it is referred to a mooket.

If you make short position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bullback or the market going moo
If you make long position, pull backs/retracements are known as a bearback 'bare-backs'

These terms can be used to curse the market when your trade goes bad

I just made a short position on the EUR/USD but the market just turned into a mooket!!! Damn moo moos!!!!

I made a long position in the mooket but I keep getting bearbacked!!!!

by nimbys_suck January 6, 2017

mooketh

When an Eliza goes rouge, it can be said that she has become shooketh to the 'mooketh', in which the mooketh ending implies a strong sense of being 'shooketh'

"you're shooketh to the mooketh

by Brucey K March 20, 2018

Mooketh

When a rogue individual has become shooketh, it can also be said that they are shooketh to the mooketh, in which the individual is extensively shooketh.

im shooketh to the mooketh dude...

by Brucey K March 20, 2018

Moppet

A little kid who farts alot.

My 5 year old brother - *farts extremely*
My neighbors - Tell that little moppet to shut it!

by X Æ A-12 Musquito May 21, 2020

moosetake

What Bullwinkle would be making during hunting season if he ventured out in da open without wearing his orange neck-scarf.

If a member of da largest species in da deer-family made da "moosetake" of carelessly showing himself to a hunter, he might likely end up as "moosesteaks".

by QuacksO November 8, 2020

Morpeth

The sound a student makes when I give them a failing grade.

Vollmer: You got everything right so you get a 16
Student: Morpeth

by Benjamin Vollmer February 10, 2021