Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

by lemndg January 5, 2026

moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

Moongooning

When you blow the head off a buffalo and you goon under the moonlight.

Me and Eagle Eye are going to take some Peyote and go moongooning tonight.

by Not Yeyo November 12, 2023

Moongooning

The act of covering yourself in elk/buffalo blood and gooning under the light of a full moon.

Jeff: "Hey, me and the boys are gonna go moongooning later tonight, you wanna come?"

Greg: "Sure, just make sure that Dave isnt there, he always ruins the vibe."

by Beep325 November 14, 2023

Moongooning

To edge Annaly while facing your anus to the moon in a sunbathing type manor.

Dude I'm gonna go moongooning later, do you want to come?

by Ethypoo November 24, 2023

Moongooning

The act of gooning under the the open dark sky, exposing yourself to the moon. Typically done with the natives of the region with elk skulls. Some cultures claim reaching for a polices gun whilst moongooning will enlighten your soul to a Valhalla like state.

Cop: Sir have you been unauthorized moongooning tonight?

Moongooner: No, Officer that's a moose skull.

Cop: I know a native gooner in a elk skull when I see one

by Reppy37 December 6, 2023

Moongooning

Moongooning is when you goon while being in the moon (This can be with Natives, Friends, and/or Family)

Q: Ay bro wanna go moongooning with the boy's?
A: Sure dude lets fap to a goons video

by I dickride the goons December 6, 2023