mocktag

quirky punk pop band from the armpit of the midwest.

Kyle: Did you go see Mocktag last night
Drew: No, I was too goddamn busy getting some cake or something idk. Hey Jakob wanna get loaded?

by smellyballs69420 July 4, 2023

La moota

A big poo

My dog just had a la moota on the decking

by Leesharpman February 6, 2021

mootanged

an incoherant drugged like state in which the victim has a similar iq of a retard

"that crack has totally mootanged me"
"that hippy is mootanged"
"lets get mootanged tonight"

by Robert Glynnos April 27, 2007

moontang

Derived from poontang, moontang is the homosexual vagina, or anus.

As the homosexual viewed a passing man's buttocks, he exclaimed," Wow, I'd love to get me some of that sweet moontang!"

by Dis of Plutos March 4, 2005

Mocktar

Noun: A very quiet guitarist with tendencies to snap into an uncontrollable rage....

Did you see Mocktar shove those drumsticks up bobby's ass

by Clown Rapping Gorilla December 1, 2010

strong mocktail

A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.

Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.

by lance_u_skokie February 15, 2017

mooka

Random word to say randomly, or marah-jew-annah.

MOOKA!!! Got any mooka?

by alien3456 February 28, 2004