Monette

Stunningly charismatic brown haired beauty with big sparkling eyes, radiant smile, a ghetto booty and nice boobs. She likes to dance and has a spirited attitude about life. Boys like to admire her figure, but they become to shy to approach her. She's a kind person with great morals and a trustworthy friend.

Charlie: That girl is so fine!

Ray: She's cute, but she's no Monette.

by Cassy Reed April 26, 2010

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

Monett

A very smart, pretty and outgoing girl. She loves to hangout with friends and family and loves going on adventures. She hates fighting with her friends and tries her best to not be a part of drama. Perfect for advice and a shoulder to lean on. Has a ghetto ass and nice boobs, also has stunning eyes and a personality that is one of a kind. If you ever get on her bad side it’s pretty much over for you.

Boy 1: Bro that girl over there is so funny!

Boy 2: Yea that’s Monett!

by Fishes eat all day July 9, 2018

Fat minute

1. A long ass time. (Requires extra emphasis on the "fat") Typically used to refer to how long you've been waiting on someone, often for drugs. The fat minute delay is usually caused by a girl named Kat blowing a Xany with the money she just made off of you.

2. Also can be used in the abstract to refer to a long period of time as in several days or weeks.

Ex: 1

Fiend: Here's 50 bucks go get those dog bones.

Kat: Ok, I'll be right back.

Fiend: (After ~ 15 minutes) You were in there a for fat minute.

Kat: *sniff* Ya I know right, the bitch was all barrd out and just kept counting them over and over idk..you should like smoke with me or somethin for getting these for you. *sniff*

Fiend: Ya... I'll have to hit you up later.

Kat: Bet.

Ex 2:

Fiend2: Dude we haven't gotten barred out in a fat minute, you should hit up Kat.

by Wichititty April 21, 2012

Krista minute

A length of time that is roughly equal to around 2 hours but can be more or less depending on location and time of day.

I said I'd be there in a minute but i really meant a Krista minute.

by Schizmatic January 22, 2017

Saulo Minute

When your friend says he will be back in a minute and then he never comes back.

Friend 1: "Where the fuck is Saulo? He said he would be back in a minute!"
Friend 2: "Yeah, a SAULO minute"
Friend 1: "Oh yea"

by Oropez October 28, 2021

Mcnutt Maneuver

When you shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun

Bro there's no Travis Scott™ burgers left, I think I'm going to Mcnutt myself

Prue is a bitch, gonna do a Mcnutt Maneuver to her face

by Darwinn September 16, 2020