monkeybuster

When you bust monkeys by killing them, or other things

Did you hear about the monkeybusters in China?

by Therog373737 September 16, 2023

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Monkeynutting

Monkeynutting is the process of injecting Bananna paste up ones urethra, and then squirting it out into a person of color's mouth for sexual enjoyment.

Bob was caught monkeynutting into ladarishawntaviouses mouth

by Bob the door knob December 18, 2024

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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

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Anti Monkey Butt

a rare breed and we’re not monkeying around!

You can use Anti Monkey Butt Powder to protect you from a multitude of skin irritations like blistering feet, between skin folds,

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

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Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

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