Chapstick Moustache

A moustache resulting from putting on too much chapstick and pressing one's lips together. The chapstick user often does not notice its presence but is quickly brought back down to earth by a peer.

Hayley: Hey Marc...So I was thinking maybe you and I should...

Marc: Uhh...You have a chapstick moustache!

Hayley: Shoot! (wipe)

by rock-cupid October 11, 2010

Lewd monsta

A female who is so lewd and lecherous that everything they do, no matter how simple or mundane the task may be, they find a way to make it highly erotic and sexual.

Leo: "Dude that new girl Ava is such a lewd monsta. I saw her writing a paper and it was so hot."
Chad: "Damn I could use a lewd monsta like that!"

by thesultanofgrip October 23, 2023

moustache goblin

A phrase coined on Saturday, January 20th by Skyler Greene to describe any nonnative or unidentified entity occupying space in one's facial hair

Uhmm... Dude... There is a moustache goblin dwelling in your face pubes...

by Skyler Greene January 23, 2007

Monstar

Someone who has a big dick

"She was rubbing my monstarrrr"

by bigfella99 September 6, 2011

A MONSTA

to describe the size of one's tits or cock as big or huge

adama: you know how i said michael has a little chikala

aji: yes

adama: i was wrong it still hurts now! that thing is A MONSTA

by norwich April 24, 2010

Moistalicious

The state of being moist in the most delicious sort of way. Can be used to describe anything that is moist including cakes, confections and co-workers.

John enjoyed a slice of home made cake provided to him by his his co-worker, Cindy. While dining on the moist and delicious confection, John asked Cindy, if her cake as moistalicious as she is? Cindy replied, why yes it is. I am very moistalicious just like my cake.

by Eaton Holgoode June 17, 2009

moustache rock

Rock 'n Roll music that can be found on a cassette tape in any Camero or Firebird. Bands include (but are not limited to): Billy Squier, AC/DC, Journey, Boston, etc.

I was making a mix tape of some of my favorite classic rock tracks from the late 70s and early 80s. When I got to the moustache rock songs my upper lip started to itch. When I looked in the mirror, I had magically grown a mullet and moustache, and was holding the keys to an '82 Trans Am.

by moustacherocker October 9, 2010