mockets

Pockets in pants or any type of clothing that are just for looks. May also be pockets that have been sewn shut. Many blazers and sport coats sold in stores have the pockets sewn shut to deter theives. Womens pants often have what looks to be pockets but are actually just stitching representing a pocket, however upon further inspection an actual pocket is not there.

Jenn "Hey sweety can you hold on to my keys for me??"
Scott "Why dont you put them in your pocket?""
Jenn "These arent pockets, they are sewn shut."
Scott "I hate you damn mockets!!!"

by froogle_jimmy May 19, 2007

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by Yaretzi. September 14, 2021

Vicious Mockery

A spell in the 5th edition of DnD, which allows a bard to damage a creature by insulting them.

Essentially, it's a way to kill creatures using deez-nuts jokes.

DM: The dragon is bloodied and seems like it's on its last points of health. Bard, you're up.
Party: Please, don't use Vicious Mockery...
Bard: He fat.
Dragon: dies.

And that's how we stopped playing DnD.

by RadSpoon July 5, 2021

monker dinker

“Monker dinker” the midget language from my little brother and mom

Me: makes him eat soap and says it’s candy . Him: and my mom Steven you monker dinker

by Dodgeramdually99 April 4, 2021

Slimey Mackerel

What you have when you pull your cock out of a chick just after you blew inside her.

Jack said to Sally - suck my slimey mackerel

by wezzzz August 13, 2010

mockey

a womans vagina, started in the Burton family

That woman has a hairy mockey

by nick8 September 4, 2006

mockers

noun: breasts on a man; imitation breasts on a man; a synonym for moobs, man-boobs, man-knockers - with the added twist of 'mock' meaning 'to imitate'.

look pon dem mans dem got bare mockers innit.

by 0ad August 26, 2009