catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 4, 2004

Mitt Romney

A businessman that should know that many of the job losses in 2009 have been announced when Bush was in power and therefore unemployment dropped under President Obama contrary to the constant spin by the GOP who are desperate in the final days, because Romney's campaign is going southwards since the "binders for womens gaffe" in the second debate and his disastrous performance on the third debate which was even worst than Obama's first debate. His poor performance during Hurricane Sandy, comments made by an Indiana GOP Senate Candidate about pregnancy and other nonsense from other GOP celebrities such as Rudy Guiliani won't help

Mitt Romney flip-flops daily on all issues

by Cre47 November 3, 2012

The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

Jew Mitts

When someone uses extreme force and overreach beyond their scope for self-interest.

Those people get their jew mitts into everything.

by Volksgeist July 31, 2018

mitt camp

Carny slang for a fortune teller's booth. "Mitt" refers to palm reading.

"Are you sure you want to have your palm read at that mitt camp"

by PearlieGirl July 26, 2016

Mitt Romney

1. (Noun.) A highly offensive term for an idiot who can't decide which side he's on, and who thinks the windows on planes should open.

2. (Noun.) To take an enormous crap in a place other than a toilet.

1. "You're such a Mitt Romney."
2. "I think Mitt Romney just took a Mitt Romney during that debate."

by 742It'sHenry742742742742742742 October 27, 2012

disco mitt

A woman's genital area on which there is a mammoth amount of pubic hair, referring to giant afros of the disco era.

I found a Playboy from the 70's and every girl in it had a disco mitt.
I really wanted to eat her pussy but I couldn't get through the damn disco mitt.

by Lennyoracle October 14, 2005