Mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you accidentally tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call.

Jorden felt highly mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company.

"Ok mr. Needlebum, you're all set up with our Fabulous Sunday Sports Channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
-"No, I think that'll do it, I love you."
"..."

by ☹sadface☹ April 20, 2018

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021

misteltoe pants

Mistletoe Pants are The easiest way to get lucky on Christmas

Jimmy donned his misteltoe pants in hopes of getting some roasted chestnuts at the annual holiday party.

by Maria more December 24, 2022

mistress isabelle brooks

The True Winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Known for being in many eras.

Girly 1: I’m in my Cunty Era!
Girly 2: Who are you, Mistress Isabelle Brooks?

by WhatTheFish? May 31, 2023

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr

Valpyra, Mistress of Skullstyr, an award winning graphic artist, digital manipulator, photographer and writer. She creates in her Cyber Goth Universe called Skullstyr.com. Her work is awesome and VERY dark.

"Now sit back and relax. Grab hold of your mouse and don't let go! Prepare yourself for a visual banquet. You'll find my work a little naughty but always dark! I weave a lot of reds through out my prints. Red the color of passion, of life and blood! My images will quench your thirst and satisfy the darkest desires."
  Valpyra
  Mistress of Skullstyr.com

Valpyra Mistress of Skullstyr award winning graphic artist digital manipulator photographer writer creates Cyber Goth Universe awesome work VERY dark Red color of passion life blood

by harry gareth edward spaulding July 19, 2010

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

Mistress

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.

1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.

by J June 4, 2003