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Taliban mustache

When a girl with braces gives a guy a blowjob, and gets pubes stuck in her braces.
Ew! Look at Hannah! She has such a Taliban mustache!
by Bobonole April 9, 2015
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Law Enforcement Mustache

Most cops seem to believe they will get more respect if they grow a "Law Enforcement Mustache." It's a great accessory to wrap-around and/or Top Gun style sunglasses.

When you see the Law Enforcement Mustache, you know to stop playing around.

The Law Enforcement Mustache is not to be confused with the "Football Coach Mustache."
"Damn Tommy, I don't think we're going to get away with a warning because the trooper that pulled us over has a Law Enforcement Mustache."
by Man Dreaming Butterfly February 1, 2004
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molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.
"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."
by Master Jumper April 23, 2008
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Mustache Trumpet Man

That guy on the trumpet music book who wants to "entice" you with his trumpet music.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"

Everyone stare at P
by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011
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Mustacherbating

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache
"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"
by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012
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Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache
Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.
by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012
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