Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

by Almighty^Guru October 2, 2019

minjing-mini

A whiner, a real pain in the jacksy (arse) the sort of person who always plays up if everything they want does not happen.

The game was played fairly but to the background of the perpetual whining of that minjing-mini Scott!

by jiminski January 11, 2009

Strip Mining

When serving yourself food, picking out the best parts for yourself and leaving the less desirable parts for others.

Quit Strip Mining, you're taking all of the cheese!

by BDItillIdie February 12, 2010

Jupiter Mining Corporation

A division of the Space Corps, established on Jupiter in the 23rd century. The 8-mile long mining ship Red Dwarf is operated by the JMC.

This is an SOS distress signal from the mining ship Red Dwarf...

by Sky Captain April 17, 2004

minding your business

Worrying about anyone but yourself

"Girl did you hear.."

"You need to be minding your business!"

by pettyparms May 11, 2017

quote mining

The repeated use of quotes out of context in order to skew or contort the meaning of a passage or speech by an author on a controversial subject.

Conservatives have a reputation for quote mining and other ways of taking things out of context.

by The Return of Light Joker January 27, 2009

minging

Verb, present continuative tense of ming, q.v.

1. smelly
2. ugly
3. drunk, (usu. used in relating last night's events)
4. generally distasteful, Someone who is minging is also a minger, q.v.

This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"I went to the pub last night and it was so smokey, my clothes are minging!"
"He's thinks he looks great but he's minging."
"My mate's dog drank a whole bowlful of rum and he was minging!"
"Chuck that kebab out, it's minging!"

by Richie December 11, 2003