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Trip to Melbourne

A way of saying (without attracting attention) that some manner of sexual act was carried out between two individuals, that would typically be kept private. Normally performed on the advent of ones birthday.
Bloke 1 : "Happy birthday mate, What did you get from the wife?"
Bloke 2 : "Mate, I got a trip to Melbourne"
Bloke 1 : "Lucky Bastard"
by Stuart A Roberts June 20, 2008
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melbourne

Melbourne is the second largest city and the second best
When you drive into Melbourne on the Hume Hwy, you are 10km from the City and you're in the middle of a paddock! Melbourne is ugly, dirty and has a delightfully beautiful river passing through the middle, yeah that can compare with beautiful Sydney harbour? Get over that World's Liveable City thing all 5 Australian cities made it in the top 10....and who in the world knows anything about Melbourne....when people from other countries think about Australia they think about Sydney....Melbourne is only the place for you if you like GAYFL
hey melbourne, you know you wanna come here on new years!
by braaahh3 December 20, 2007
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Melbourne

A city in Australia where people still think it is the height of sophistication (and oh so European...) to drink a coffee at a table in the street.

Consequently there are more coffee machines per square metre than anywhere else in the universe.
Sydney person: What is your favourite thing to do on a Sunday?

Melbourne person: Just sit & have a coffee & read the paper. What do you do?

Sydney person: Oh I go surfing, fishing, scuba diving, bushwalking...
by herring July 28, 2012
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milburn

Sheffield based rock band, friends of Arctic Monkeys.
Milburn have hit rocked the charts with their hit song, 'send in the boys' They have released their debut album 'Well well well' and are currently doing well as newcomers.

They support sheffield wednsday and started out their band in one of their granny's attic. classy.
"They'll take you on a holiday
Maybe to the seaside, maybe they'll just give you away
They'll drop you off and say goodbye" - Milburn's 'Send in the boys'
by Kawaiikino October 10, 2006
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Melbourne Cup

When a person smuggles Ketamine pills to a nightclub/festival inside a bucket hat.
"How are out getting the stuff in man?" "I'm Melbourne Cupping it"

"Matt is our Melbourne Cup for the day"
by Fu_Manchu November 30, 2013
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Melbournes biggest slut

The areas most biggest slut also known as Melbourne slut, sucks dick for a living and fucks on the daily, u can find Melbournes biggest sluts everywhere! The most common ones are Emily Awad, Yaren Dilara, Maria Paris even Dana Lombardi 🤮 don’t get to close to them ones u might catch a STI!!!
“Cuz Emily awad gave head for a pack of smokes she’s Melbournes biggest slut

“No way cuz she’s telling everyone I’m her ex too yuck”
by Moey from da area May 29, 2019
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keith melbourne

A man with a larger than normal head
Your man form tipp is an awful Keith Melbourne
by Bigdaddyonafarlow March 20, 2019
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