milf-town

Milford, a city in Connecticut in which there are a lot of hot Milfs, or moms I'd like to fuck.

"Did you see those tits and ass on that milf!"
"Well we are in Milf-Town."

by Guy Lafleur January 17, 2008

Midlife Crisis

The reason why my dad has a Mustang in his driveway.

Fred: What's with your dad's car?
Joe: Midlife crisis.

by maxaddicted August 30, 2010

milf man

milford mandarin restaurant

Let's hit up milf man later.

by bazeballboy5757 June 23, 2009

Midland 2Step

Following the completion of some "extra curricular" activity which ultimately prevents the "mark" from doing anything meaningful with their lives; the 'Maestro' of the "Midland 2Step" slides out of bed, moving majestically towards the window, the 'Maestro' then wipes his penis on the curtains, before exiting the window and taking off into the night.

Maestro: With all the grace of a one legged Swan, I busted out the "Midland 2Step" and I was out of there like a local with a Dole cheque.

by SixOH5ive6 July 3, 2010

milf coded

An attractive fictional female character whom, although not a mother herself, displays motherly behavior and mannerisms, similar to that of a stereotypical milf.

Lucoa from Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid is a real milf coded character

by animu fan February 2, 2017

milf

making instant lasagne francis

‘please francis, stop
asking what i’m
doing, i just told you i’m milf’

by vacuum cleaner 123 March 22, 2021

Milfbian

a hot mother that was straight but became a lesbian

mother lesbian

a mother id like to fuck but she became a hot lesbian in the meanwhile...so she became a MILFBIAN

Dude that milf is a lesbian...nah dude shes a milfbian.
milf

by bigWristshake September 4, 2010