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midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.
by nickscottttttt June 15, 2022
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Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
by Lbendy33 October 23, 2022
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Milinderpreet

The ugliest rat you will find. Looks like momo and a frog had kids and is the definition of stupid.
Milinderpreet is the ugliest person you will ever meet and will hope to never find someone like them again.
by Idk…0098 September 6, 2022
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Moslander

To be unaccountable and with no real meaning behind your words. To say one thing but do another. To be so consumed by your own selfish needs you neglect the needs of everyone else. To mean the exact opposite of what you say. It's a hidden language to conceal real actions from the police. Usually used by people who are fentanyl purchases because of the consequences of getting caught with the drug the population has adopted the Moslander way of communication to deter the cops .
Hey Aimee are you coming by to smoke some fentanyl with me ? Aimee : No I'm gonna just stay home today I might come over tomorrow. Me : ohh is that the Moslander meaning or the direct meaning ? Aimee : It's the Moslander meaning I will see you tomorrow( wink wink) . Aimee shows up 30 min later with cops not knowing anything may happen today
by 2 Joints August 21, 2024
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midlane classic

It's a term being sad when you're mad while playing League Of Legends because the enemy team starts excessively ganking the mid lane from all sites making it impossible for you to play the game.
BRO THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS MID AGAIN -

MIDLANE CLASSIC!

PLEASE CONSIDER GANKING ME EREN!!!
by JeremiteImEntenteich October 20, 2025
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Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.
Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!
by Hitler15 February 21, 2011
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The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies

A small school where teachers and students are way too close
At The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies, teachers and students exchange cell numbers.
by Noneya Bizz October 12, 2011
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