a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
Get the microphone diarrheamug. Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
by Asa Guy December 28, 2008
Get the two turntables and microphonemug. Having to with or actually performing fellatio; first coined in the song "Look At Her" by One Chance
by robswifey90 November 27, 2006
Get the humming on my microphonemug. A girl will sing down the purple headed microphone when engaging in car park karaoke. This is an outdoor blowjob.
by Paul Daley May 15, 2008
Get the purple headed microphonemug. euphemism - oral sex, giving head, blow job
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
technique of singing kareoke & playing the pink oboe are strikingly similar.
i.e. grab the microphone with both hands and belt out some classics.
That bird from last night was frigid, she didnt even step up to the microphone.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
I pulled a dog last night, but fair play, she stepped up to the microphone and sung a few hits.
by DownUnder1 February 11, 2010
Get the Step up to the microphonemug. a person who uses a microphone in mic enabled online multiplayer games to talk, play recordings, or do various other things completely irrelevant to the game at hand.
it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
it is reserved for people who do nothing but play music, brag about various things, or berates fellow teammates for doing nothing all the while they had a mic and did nothing useful with it.
by porcupyne November 30, 2009
Get the D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)mug. When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
Get the Spanish Microphonemug.