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Mickey Mouse Ring

An official NBA Championship Ring that was literally given to the Lakers in Walt Disney Resort in Orlando, FL.
"LeBron won a Mickey Mouse Ring in Disney World and the NBA is counting it for some reason, you can't make this shit up."
by Fr0stinaDungeon August 2, 2021
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Cock Milker

A person who engages with sexual activity with men on a level that is neither respectable nor healthy, usually multiple men per day/night. The Cock Milker's lust for dick derives from their uncontrollable craving for semen, ravenously pleasuring cocks so they may harvest their sticky load. It's almost as if the creamy yield sustains their well being.
Person 1: "Elizabeth barricaded herself in that gloryhole! We've been trying to get her out for three hours now!"

Person 2: "Leave her be, a Cock Milker can't change her cumstreaks."
by ShitLeopard February 4, 2014
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mickeymousing

Performing an ostentatious but meaningless act in an attempt to appear more important or competent than one is. Also mickeymouse. May be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
1. There is an election coming up, so the usual band of mediocre politicians are sure to mickeymouse at the airport when our Olympic medallists are welcomed home.

2. He changed all the street names and repainted the bus shelters, but that was just mickeymousing to distract people from his incompetence as mayor.

3. Our mickeymousing CEO is at it again, loudly blaming everyone but himself for the disastrous decline of the company since he took over.
by mynah1 January 28, 2010
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fur burger macker

someone who eats out hairy fat chicks
by the incridable ps April 23, 2010
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Holy Mother Mackerel

by institutional March 16, 2017
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slip a mickey

the act of an arbitrary slip of a possibly coma inducing opioid.
Alternatively used in a comedic nonchalant fashion with little actual relevance
Alex: Yo did you see toby just slip a mickey to nick?
Josh: Yeah n**** he got some serious balls
by realtackshooter August 2, 2023
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mickey finn

A dose of knockout drops, such as chloral hydrate, a sedative/hypnotic, usually administered to some hapless barfly as a preamble to rolling him.
They slipped him a Mickey Finn, and when he woke up the next day, his wallet, wristwatch and jewelry were gone.
by Charles Frank September 9, 2008
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