by Squeed September 03, 2005
by BeatBoX January 22, 2007
a man who has been bitten by another metrosexual, thereby showing all the characterisics of a woman or gay man. the metrosexual must feed on period blood three times a month to keep this disguise. often extreme cases begin to kiss men and wear designer womans shoes.
TIMBOLAY JIMBERS is a metrosexual to the nines
by Dread Pyrate Bonney March 19, 2005
Just means somebody who 'takes care of himself' by buying a lot of nice gay clothes..... Heh... But tries to pretend they are actually a heterosexual.
Fonzworth Bentley is a metrosexual. You might of seen him in the Usher - Yeah video.. Hes the one playing the violin for no damn reason. Also in Outkast - I Like The Way You Move... He flies in with an umbrella... Such a metrosexual...
by FuckThisAndFuckYou November 25, 2004
A sophisticated straight man who likes to shop for and wear fashionable clothes, shoes etc. Not to be confused with Typical Gay males who have a keen eye for fashion.
I heard it used on TV once where Ryan Seacrest was admitting to being a Metrosexual. He was refering to the fact that he likes to go shop for style-ish and fashionable apparel. So, next time you see a guy who is sporting some fly gear don't jump to conclusions about his sexuality.
by The All seeing Eye May 01, 2007
Wheldon the metrosexual went into the bathroom to admire himself in the mirror.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
Margaret dated a metrosexual, but dumped the big sissy because he took longer to get ready for a party than she did.
A real woman needs a MAN, not a metrosexual.
by Belinda the Goat July 11, 2008
Straight Dude: Dude, Pass Me A Beer And Some Pretzles The Game Is About To Start.
Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.
Metrosexual Dude:. And Break A Nail Eeeeww Yuckness.
by Slade_Technics September 26, 2006