methados

an extreme meth overdose....of maximum proportion

"oh man! Johnny has a powerful methados!"

by Methados September 9, 2005

Methadonia

A fictitious place inhabited by an abundance of meth freaks from all around the world. They gather to snort and smoke to their hearts content.

Isn't she currently living in Methadonia?

by Jen April 14, 2005

methadose

A synthetic opiod used for treating opiod dependency. Methadose is another name for methadone , juice , liquid handcuffs etc... It is given at a methadone clinic.

D: @ 5am don't you think that methadose was really weak this morning.
S: hell yea I been smoking rock for days that dose was weak.

by J.sella May 21, 2018

methaphone

What you give to someone who lost their phone and is going through withdrawals.

She needs a hit of methaphone, she's going crazy since she lost her phone. Also, "We need to get her to a methaphone clinic ASAP."

by Flapps June 22, 2015

methane angel

A beautiful woman who has a bad habit of leaving sick SBD's around people.

The Methane Angel I work with actually asked; "Why do people seem to clear a room when I come in.

by [e-mail] October 10, 2015

Methainers

A resident of Maine addicted to crack

They were arrested with crack at a drug house in Bangor and were labeled Methainers

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.

Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!

by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020