messycan

Pun on the pronunciation of mexican (messy-can). Used as an insult, hinting one is messy, dirty, poor, etc.

Get that messycan off my yard!

by UltimateTomato August 23, 2009

messy popsicle

When you stick your cock down a bitches throat as far as you can, and blow your load down her throat. Usually the partner will gag fiercely and splooge will run down her face like someone eating a messy popsicle.

Yo, I gave that twat waffle a messy popsicle.

by codeez-nutz January 18, 2007

MESSY SANCHEZ

An act similar to that of a “dirty Sanchez “but called a messy Sanchez usually due to English not being the first language of the speaker.

Did you see that white woman she beautiful so much I want to give her Messy Sanchez alot.

(Usually recited in a East Indian accent)

by Rogoed July 6, 2009

misty rodriguez

outgoing..loving..beautiful..caring..good cook..great lover..loyal friend..funny..romantic..close to family

if u r looking for the perfect person its misty rodriguez

by guinness 1 February 5, 2010

messy vagina

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out

Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)

by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017

Dirty Misty

Dirty Misty is the woman you really, really want to fuck in order to restore her self confidence and remind her of how desirable she is.

Dirty Misty is also the woman you really, really want to to fuck in order to restore your own self confidence.

I wish I could Dirty Misty that woman. She and I could both use the boost.

by Bob Fife December 9, 2018

Misty

Misty is by far the most gorgeous, fierce, unfiltered, unapologetic girl you'll ever meet in your life. No matter what Misty will always stay true to herself and never change for anyone. Once Misty sets her mind on something there's no turning back. There is no fighting Misty, by de facto she's always right. Whenever you go out with Misty you can without a doubt count on having the best time of your life. You can always count on Misty to bring a smile to your face during good times, bad times, or sad times. You will 1000% fall head over heels the second you lay eyes on her. Misty will have a deep profound meaning in your life and that is the sort of power she holds. Misty will always bring out the very best of you. You can count on Misty to always be there for you and she'll lift your spirits up. However, the moment she is out of your life for whatever reason, you will not stop thinking about her. She is without a doubt in my mind the perfect girl.

Have you heard from Misty?

No, but I'm sure she's happy right now.

by WorldTravaler January 23, 2022