Merity

A sudden burst of courage and wit that accompany a keyboard, a bud light and too much free time.

That fat bird on Facebook just had an absolute Merity.

by MisterFox July 25, 2011

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

merric

Merric appears to be a really cool, nice guy. However, the key word is “appears”. Merric is a very stubborn and selfish individual. If something does not benefit him, he will not be doing it. Don’t waste your time.

Person 1: “He broke my heart and ruined love for me.”
Person 2: “Was his name Merric?”

by The girl you’ll never forget September 19, 2021

Merrik

He is daddy

Merrik is your daddy

by You hhk November 24, 2021

Classic Morritt

A person tries to tell a very poor joke but due to shit sense of humour, never manages to raise a laugh or at least a slight chuckle.

Michael Morritt "farting at lunchtime....flatulunch"......(tumbleweed slowly drifts off into the distance)....Classic Morritt

by megatarsal October 25, 2012

shane merrick

a shane merrick (Alfheim0nline) is the best drug dealer with the biggest dick (14.5 inc) (jackhammer)

"hey see that shane merrick over ther?" "yeah.""thats my shane merrick AND YOU CANT HAVE HIM!"

by Im wildturtle June 12, 2017

going to merrick

going to get high, smacked, or fucked up.

known to be started by Dylan, Angel and Kyle

Dylan “yo u going to merrick?”
Angel “fuck yea we are”

by dylanthegoat April 21, 2018