merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 30, 2008

Merkin

A mermaid's family or kin

Ariel - 'Prince Eric, now that we are married you must meet King Triton and learn to pay special attention to my merkin'

by Leonard Interocitor March 22, 2011

Meekins

To royally fuck someone over. To act like a deadbeat. To claim you can do something but know you can't. A bullshitter. A loser.

"Nick claimed he could raise the money, I believed in him... but in the end, he Meekins'd me."

"Oh he'll never pay you, he's a Meekins."

"I would not trust him, you might as well be down on all fours, because he will just Meekins you in the ass."

by z51 April 29, 2010

Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 30, 2011

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009

Merkini

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

by John011979 November 27, 2011

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005