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Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river
I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.
by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014
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Merge Virg

An inexperienced driver, often inexperienced on big roads or cities. Usually risks peoples safety without even realizing it.
Oh yeah, he’s a merge virg. He’s always driven in the country.”

YOU STUPID MERGE VIRG THIS IS MY LANE!!”
by Blue Jay November 12, 2023
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Mergs

To be approaching the height of a great time. When a party/gathering/evening finds its stride and you and your squad know whatever is next is about to be off-the-fuckin-chain!
Matty: Yo, is Aaron coming?
Brian: Yup! But he stopped to pick up a big bag of drugs in case everyone coming tonight wants to do drugs.

Matty: Yes!! That’s the fuckin mergs right there.

Brian: Fuckin right.
by Mergs99 November 22, 2021
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dimensional merge

When all universes collide into each other, causing all fictional characters and every version of ourselves coming into the primary dimension. This prophecy was stated by Cristian Weston Chandler.
Guy1: Help! Help! The dimensional merge is happening!!!

Believer: For we shall begin reconstruction of this world. You, the jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, and all who never proclaimed their love to Chris Chan, shall be forever girlfriend-free boys.

Guy2:NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by True Street Wigga January 28, 2024
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Merge Mansion

n. A point and tap mystery mobile game published by Metacore Games. Despite it’s lackluster gameplay, the lore is too hot to handle. It’s gained a cult following on social media, with users waking up their gfs and delving deep into Granny’s past.
Netflix is foaming at the mouth waiting for the secrets to be revealed. Only then will Merge Mansion get a series.
by zl_CHANNERZ_lz September 25, 2022
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Merge

To combine two groups of friends, either platonically or to "see where it goes".
Yeah we're at King and Bathurst. Bring friends, we'll merge groups.
by cocacoladetective December 19, 2023
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Merged

When a person ignores you when they're not right, when a person changes the dialogue point when they're not right or when a person doesn't like to answer your question.
1.

"Opera is older than Google! If you don't trust me, then check it out by yourself!"
"... Oh wait I have to go actually, see you later."
"Merged."

2.

"Alex, why don't you touch grass and go hang out with your friends instead of playing games for straight 24 or less hours?"
"Mike, leave me alone!"
"Merged..."

3.

"Hey, Jessica, wanna play some Among Us?"
"FUCK OFF!!!"
"Ha-ha-ha, merged!"
by HYNAHLY April 11, 2022
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