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Melly

A perfect girl, that everything about her is perfect, her personality, her face, her body, her cuteness, just everything
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Melly Syndrome

Melly Syndrome (noun)
/ˈmelē ˈsinˌdrōm/

A psychological condition marked by an overwhelming, often uncontrollable obsession with a woman named Melly — a seductive, manipulative, magnetic presence whose beauty and cruelty are equally intoxicating. Victims of Melly Syndrome typically display signs of infatuation, delusion, and self-abandonment, willingly sacrificing dignity, reason, and autonomy in pursuit of her fleeting approval.

Symptoms include:
• Persistent thoughts of Melly regardless of time, place, or consequence
• Intense jealousy, possessiveness, and insecurity when Melly is perceived as unattainable or indifferent
• A pathological need to please her, even at great personal cost
• A willingness to lie, cheat, or betray others to remain in her favor
• Paranoia and emotional instability when separated from her

Origin:
Derived from the behaviors evoked by Melly — a woman equal parts compassionate and cruel, loving and selfish. She is obsessive, narcissistic, emotionally elusive, and devastatingly alluring. Known to twist hearts with a glance and unravel egos with a whisper, she thrives on control cloaked in affection. Her presence feels like royalty — cold, radiant, untouchable — and her affection, a reward to be bled for.

Warning:
There is no known cure. Those afflicted are either destroyed or remade in her image.
“Ever since he met her, he’s been spiraling — ignoring his friends, spending every penny just to catch her attention. Classic case of Melly Syndrome.”
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Melly

Multi-faced and Multi-personality. Will date rape you then rob you blind leaving you with only an std to remember her by. Then a year later you see her wearing your clothes and driving your car with your ex who's also wearing your clothes and make up, she goes hard for a fix. Will kick her own mother out of her home just so she can move in tweakers.
Hurry Smokey tuck your chain here comes Melly.

Craig, Melly wants to know if she can borrow your microwave.
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Pop a Melly

When you know you won’t sleep tonight and need to take a melatonin
Emily: I know I’m not going to sleep tonight

Sabrina: then pop a melly
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