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Best Melon

A person that never judges me, that never pretends to be someone she's not around me, I don't try to be anyone else around her either. A person that is never embarrassed by my weirdness and just acts weird along with me.
Message me when you see this . Best Melon
by Micheal Smith Jr November 12, 2009
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Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.
Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad
by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019
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Gellin' with her melons

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.
guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."
by Doomymcmushroom June 10, 2009
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Melon Muncher

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.
You see that melon muncher over there?
by Beepbeeplettuce3902 June 4, 2018
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melons

nice round breasts
see tits
1.)i wanna' squeeze those melons!!!
2.) keira has nice melons!!
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melonie

1) a beautiful young woman who just so happens to be the shiz-nit
2) a name, which means it can be spelled in any way the birth mother chooses, therefore is correct.
3) someone who is so wonderful it is indescribable
4) someone who you should give a good definition, instead of being such a hater!
1) Melonie is soooo beautiful, those jeans on her @$$ are an accident waiting to happen.
2) There was a folk singer named Melonie.
3) Melonie, there are no words to describe how much you rock!
4) People who put mean definitions of Melonie not only suck, they are inaccurrate.
by melonie March 31, 2004
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Melonology

The study of melons, or people named Mel.
Randy: Melonology?!
Brad: The study of melons...

Jill: That's not a word, Tim.
Tim: Melonology, the study of guys named Mel.
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