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Meef

meef is the term used to describe a thicc girls meaty pussy.

Usually wet after one touch.
Danny: ay bruh my girl kinda thicc she got that meef

Chris: fuckkk dawg
by Deeznutz666 July 10, 2019
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meefs

andy always wears the meefs
by Jason L. Smith May 14, 2021
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Meef

A noun and a verb. Used to describe literally anything.
(Noun) Ex. Jon is a dirty meef
(Verb) Ex. We’re just meefinaround
by rywood February 21, 2019
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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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Meef

A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.
“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”
by Grammychulo April 10, 2021
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meef

A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.
“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”
by just@krim November 12, 2025
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Meef

Meef; something that is stinky and hot
Why do I always smell like MEEF after eating inside Subway? Why is it so meefy in this theater?
by hot honez February 2, 2024
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