morning mcflurry

When you come in the girls asshole and suck out the semen from it.

Dude I gave the girl a Morning McFlurry

by PePe069 December 05, 2017

Blue McFlurry

When a man doesnt wash his penis for a few weeks he gets a build up of schmeg. He then creampies a woman and all the schmeg oozes out - The "Mcflurry"

My wife and I decided to try the new trend, a Blue Mcflurry

by Branman69 March 17, 2020

Missouri McFlurry

The act of a woman (or man) defecating in a public restroom while giving a man oral sex.

Person 1: "Bro, you'll never guess what happened!"
Person 2: "No, probably not."
Person 1: "I just got a Missouri McFlurry from this old lot lizard in the Flying J bathroom as a trade for some meth I got from a truck driver."
Person 2: "You need help, dude."

by barry mcchocheiner September 08, 2021

Grandma McFlurry

When three or more sperm donors ejaculate into the Urn of a deceased grandma.

Agnes was such a cumslut, the boys and I gave her a Grandma McFlurry to let her ashes rest as she did.

by Gelly7 June 03, 2024

Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.

Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!

by ryangilflover June 04, 2024

mcflurry spoon

A device to use to eat a fart.
booty sex food

Kyle mcflurry spooned Linda.

by Torro57 January 25, 2016

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 18, 2022