Maylie

She is very beautiful usually has pretty hair. Even though she has many friends and loves to be around friends and family she can be difficult to get to know because of things she’s gone through, but know that she’ll always have your back through whatever and protects the ones she loves, always keep her close and treat her right because otherwise you’re screwed when she gets angry.

My best friend Maylie deserves the world and nothing less

by Arras July 26, 2019

Harry Maguire

the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better

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Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!

by alphexphyscho June 18, 2022

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.

"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"

by lickip July 17, 2009

maui woui

weed derived from hawaii normally chronic or killa bud

yo dog i just got back from hawaii and brought back some maui woui

by colton scargo August 12, 2009

Maguire

That bitch who fucks all your hoes. The girls all love him and wish to fuck him. He’s also on a period half the time.

MAguire is so hot

by Fuckingpussypath May 31, 2018

mayim bialik

Beautiful actress who was in the movie Beaches, the almost-failed TV show Molloy, and the hit sitcom Blossom. She has also done voice acting in cartoons and some video games, and is now in the new movie Kalamazoo.

I love Mayim Bialik, and I always will.

by ChoujinkiMetalder April 18, 2006

maguire

guy who is a 7 incher by the time hes 13

man, maguire has a huge dick

by pupperchino May 16, 2018