maydenless

Some one who’s names Harry

“Omg is that a maydenless?”
“Yeah. That’s Harry”

by WomanLoveLolipops June 18, 2024

Mayoneez

You're so oblivious to your unstoppable addiction to mayonnaise that you entire being becomes mayonnaise.

"Please state your ethnicity"
Mayoneez _/

by Mayoneez Enthusiast January 10, 2025

mayodogging

The act of taking a poop and then standing up and ejaculating on it, giving it the appearance of a hotdog dressed with mayonnaise

Austin: Someones been mayodogging my toilet, and doesn't even flush afterwards.
Guy: fucked up

by Mayodogstealer January 30, 2025

Mayosexual

Usually used as an insult (the "mayo" referring to mayonnaise), a mayosexual is a morbidly obese person whose hormone disruption and physical changes from excess adipose tissue (fat cells) has caused them to lose their sexual capacity, identity, and/or interest, and to become fiercely argumentative if it is identified that they have any physical weight, mental, or sexual health problems.

This is usually in reference so someone who is non-binary, has a disagreeable personality, has unnaturally colored hair, and has a markedly androgynous appearance.

Pride march used to be so hot. Now there are so many bears, big butches, and mayosexuals on scooters.

by ShrubsMcGrubs February 24, 2025

Masodermic

A person who does self harm chronically and either posts it, sends it to friends, or flashes it in real life.

These people don’t take help, or advice, and would rather keep harming.
They Cope with “humor” rather than getting actually help to cope.

Roxy: oops… I did it again…:3
Eric: oh god, you are a masodermic

by IACNESS133 June 14, 2025

Mayodaynoche

When you trust someone who says gyro that isnt able to say mayonnaise

Person 1: "i'd trust him to say mayonnaise"
Person 2: "Mayodaynoche"

by Cinnamonthesnep September 19, 2025

Mayonett

A condiment developed in the labs of Company XeuS™ which is chemically composed of 69% Mayonnaise, 30% pure Iraqi semen and 1% classified ingredients known as 'other stuff.' Made with love.

"Oh hey Echo, would you like some of this Mayonett? I made it myself. " Storm declared (with bloodshot eyes).
"Hell yeah man I love these stuff!" Echo replied enthusiastically.

by rtherickster December 4, 2025